Hysteria: Historical but not Hysterical

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Sep 262012

After months of anticipation I finally managed to sit down and watch the movie Hysteria, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy. It’s a story based on the invention of the first electric vibrator against the backdrop of Victorian London with our hero, a kindhearted doctor who ends up working or an elderly doctor in a practice that treats women afflicted with “hysteria.” The treatment, of course, involves manual stimulation of the woman’s clitoris until she experiences a “paroxysm” and then (amazingly!) feels a whole lot better.

Then our hero meets a notorious do-gooder who we learn is the errant daughter of old Doc Magic Fingers and who is a very forward thinking independent woman in an era that is not know for being kind to women of her ilk. Inevitably, calamity ensues.

Honestly, I was a little disappointed in this movie. The premise is good but for anybody who has spent time learning the history of vibrators (which I have) or the general history of women’s rights in Victorian England (which I have) then nothing in the movie will really surprise, shock, or inform you. The plot, such as it is, really only seems to exist to show you scenes of women having their vagina massaged either with or without a vibrator. The rest of the story is thin, unexciting and, all the orgasms notwithstanding, fairly anti-climactic.

In all the Hysteria promised but it just didn’t deliver. Even though I do dearly love Maggie Gyllenhaal I left the movie feeling rather frustrated and wondering if the time would have been better spent with the vibrator itself instead of the story of how it was created.

Nobody paid me for this review. I did it all on my own just because I can.

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Icicles #4 (Review from Relaxation Inc)

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Sep 142012

Glass toys are awesome for several reasons. They’re easy to clean, they hold lube well, they’re durable, and they can be used in temperature play. On the other hand, vibrating toys…well, they vibrate and that feels great. So what if you could have a glass toy that also vibrated? When Relaxation Inc asked me if I wanted to review a toy from their site, I decided I would finally have the chance to find out!

A few days later, an Icicles #4 10 function vibrator from Pipeline arrived which combines a glass dildo shaft with a vibrating bullet in the base that attempts to give the best of both glass and vibrator worlds…and sort of succeeds. Let’s break it down:

The glass part of the toy is actually made of hypoallergenic Pyrex. with a textured swirl in pink. The toy isn’t huge, with a total length of about 7 inches, of which 5 are insertable. The tip is curved and obviously meant to be used to stimulate the g-spot if you’re lucky enough to know where yours is. (I’ve named mine Waldo. We’re still looking.)

On the base of the toy comes the vibrator part of the equation via a bullet which inserts into the glass ring. The bullet has 10 functions in various patterns that I can only describe with mouth noises but not so well in print. Suffice it to say, there are options. One thing that surprised me a little was the amount of heat this little bullet starts to put out after a few minutes. Maybe it’s the three AAA batteries that power it or maybe it’s just the small design but that sucker gets quite toasty after a while. So it’s better to use it in the toy itself rather than on its own.

Oh, and did I mention that the bullet lights up? I’m not sure whether to be pleased with the innovation or a little disturbed at what kind of light show I’m giving my partner when I use it. I’d rather not think about that part. So I won’t.

When you put the glass and the bullet together, you get what I would describe as a “pleasant” toy experience. The vibrators are not strong enough to blow your hair back nor is the glass toy particularly different from other glass dildos. It’s nice. In certain moods it may even be great — but it’s just not extraordinary. So perhaps glass is glass and vibes are vibes and never the twain should meet. Or maybe there’s just a better way to put them together.

For this and so many other sex toys and products you can visit RelaxationInc.com Many thanks to them for letting me try out this product in exchange for my honest review.

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Sex Toy Society -- Edition 15

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Sep 082012

Sex Toy Society Review Directory

Welcome to Edition 15 of the Sex Toy Society round-up of all the sex toy reviews written by Society authors over the past week.

Do you want to be included in next weeks edition? All you need to do is visit this page and submit your latest reviews and photographs before 11:59pm BST on Thursday 13th September 2012. Our authors of the week are selected by the number of reviews published, comments posted and photographs added to the Society so get adding!

You can also find us on Twitter for all the latest news on the society.

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Turbo Glider Vibrator Blueberry Bliss (Review)

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Aug 052012

There are some toys that have all kinds of bells and whistles and more features than a Japanese toilet. But when you’re in the mood you don’t necessarily need 1000 different options, you need the one option that works. And the Blueberry Bliss Turbo Glider Vibrator works. Plain and remarkably simple.

At just over six inches long, the Blueberry isn’t the largest toy but its unique shape with the bump near the end does offer plenty of surface area for both internal and external play. The control is a simple dial which regulates the speed from the two AA batteries that power the whole contraption. When the advertising says that this toy is multi-speed, it is definitely multi-speed with a range from mellow to OMG-I-think-I-just-saw-Elvis.

Although it is fun, you will want to be a little careful using this toy for penetration since it is hard plastic and more than a little unforgiving. The size and simplicity makes this a great toy for beginners but going slow and giving yourself a chance to adjust is probably a good idea. If you’d like to use lube this one is safe to use with both water and silicone based lubes so go nuts and try everything you’ve got.

Best of all you can get this toy for under $20 wherever such naughty merchandise is sold.

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Beaver Shot Vibrator (Review)

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Jul 122012

There are vibrators that look like lipstick or cellphones, or even a rubber bathtub ducky but for sheer uniqueness nothing comes close to the idea of making a vibe that looks like a shotgun shell. And (inevitably) naming it Beaver Shot is just the kitschy iciness on the weirdness cake.

But silly names aside, this little vibrator from Evolved Novelties actually accomplishes its two main goals: it’s discreet enough to go just about anywhere and functional enough “get you there” again and again. The vibrator is about half again as large as a tube of lip gloss and the unusual black or red shotgun shell shape really serves to hide this vibrator in plain sight. Pop it in your purse or overnight bag and you’re good to go. Although, I’m not sure if trying to get something that looks like ammunition through airport security is such a good idea. (If anybody has tried it please let me know)

One of the best features of this small vibe is that it takes one standard AAA battery instead instead of those dang watch batteries. It’s much more convenient and really puts out plenty of power regulated by a dial on the base. It’s surprisingly strong for its size and if clit stimulation is what works for you it’s likely to be more than enough. Allegedly this toy also has a 2″ insertable length but it doesn’t really strike me as all that feasible given its diminutive size.

And now I’d like you all to congratulate me for getting all the way through this review without making one single “bang,” “shot” or “blast” pun. Go ahead and applaud. I’ll wait a moment.

You can pick up your own Beaver Shot vibrator at right now at EdenFantasys on sale for under $10. Go ahead and give it a shot! (Ok, ok, I couldn’t resist.)

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Nubby G Wand From EdenFantasys (Review)

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Jul 032012

I’ve read that not all glass toys are created equal but so far they’re taking a place as some of my favorites. Back in April I wrote about the Cyclone Wand which was (up until then) the prettiest penis I had ever seen. Well now it’s time to explore another phallic beauty with the wonderful Nubby G Wand from SSA Glass…

For some reason when I first read the name “Nubby” I thought that this toy was going to be short and round. As you can see from the picture it’s all kinds of round but is definitely not short! In fact it’s over seven inches long with six inches insertable. Not the biggest dildo in the world but unless you’re a total size queen it should be more than enough especially when you factor in the curve. Ah, that lovely, lovely curve. Nubby? More like Nummy!

Now I know that g-spot toys tend to be very body specific and what curl’s one woman’s toes may leave another completely untoecurled (patent on this word is pending). But all I can tell you is that this toy hits all the rights spots pretty much all the time. Add a small clit vibe such as a bullet and it’s an experience you have to try to believe. It’s great when a toy is both this pretty AND this functional.

Being glass, the Nubby G is also easy to clean, plays well with all kinds of lubes and will basically last forever unless you decide to drop it on concrete or use it as a baton in a relay race. (I have no idea why you would do either of those things but if you do have such a relay race I’d like to watch please.) Best of all, you can pick up a Nubby G or a huge variety of other dildos at EdenFantasys for under $30.

And now dear heart, by law I must confess that such poor words as these shall in truth be rewarded by with the loveliest of token of appreciation in the form of EdenFantasys giftcards. But I wouldst have thee think no less of this review for that reward! For I here swear that either every syllable that I have writ upon this post is true or I should be flogged for a knave. Or possibly by a knave. Or possibly both if he’s into that.

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Pleasurists Edition 175

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May 172012


Image courtesy of Blacksilk*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 174? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 177? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 20th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time.

*Pleasurists now accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Harnesses

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

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California Dreamin' (California Exotics Products At EdenFantasys)

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May 162012

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For the last fifteen years California Exotic Novelties has been an innovator in the field of all the things that make us ooh and ahh and sometimes scream and clutch the mattress a little. From bullets to rabbits and from lubes to the My Miracle Massager that a friend of mine swears by, Cal Exotics is a premier source for all the things that can make you smile.

Here are a few of we’ve grown to love:


The Classic Chic vibe is a great beginner toy that I’ve been known to send to people who are looking for for their first vibrator experience. It’s powerful and smooth and has a nice design to it that doesn’t look too scary.


For those who are looking for a “massager” style wand toy that won’t break their budget, CalExotics has the Miracle massager, a toy that plugs into the wall and keeps on going and going as long as you pay your power bills. Endless fun for a limited cost. Not a bad deal at all!


As discreet bullet-style vibrators go there just isn’t much that’s better than the TCB (Taking care of business)discreet massager. I had no idea before seeing this toy in action exactly how much power one AAA battery could get you. It’ll blow your…mind.

So many toys! So much fun! And here’s the best part — if you hurry on over RIGHT NOW to EdenFantasys.com you can snag all their 900+ California Exotics products for a whopping 30% off! Don’t walk. Run.

The FTC wishes me to inform you that I will be receiving gift cards from EdenFantasys in exchange for this post. They do not care if I tell you that I’ll probably use them to buy things that will give someone an orgasm — but I’ll throw that information in for free.

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Pamper All Your Parts (Beauty And Nourishment From EdenFantasys)

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Apr 252012

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When you think of the name EdenFantasys, the first thing that may come to mind is “SEX TOYS” and with good reason. But what some people may not know is that in addition to being a premier sex shop, EdenFantasys.com is also a fantastic place to find beauty, bath, and skincare products that are every bit as decadent as their more racy fare. After all, feeling and looking your best are a huge part of getting the confidence that makes sexy fun times as good as they can be.

In typical EdenFantasys fashion, they’ve recently added some great new products which are worth a second look (and feel!)

How about some decadent Brown Sugar Scrub from the Cake line that exfoliates AND smells like oranges and cookies! Does your scrub smell like that? No? Then you definitely should check this one out!

And what goes better with cookies than milk? Or in this case, Milk made nourishing body butter. It’s a moisturizer made with natural ingredients that smells fantastic and will leave you smooth but not greasy.

Speaking of smooth, there’s also the Ultra Moisturizing Shave Cream, a shaving foam from eos (Evolution of Smooth) that will help you have a great shave and a smooth finish. Get it for yourself and tell your partner that it will be a gift for them too!

Whatever you’re looking for to help you look and feel fantastic, you can’t go wrong checking out what EdenFantasys has to offer. And while you’re there this week you can pick up a free gift or two with every purchase!

The FTC wishes me to inform you that I will be receiving gift cards from EdenFantasys in exchange for this post. They do not care if I tell you that I’ll probably use them to buy things that will give someone an orgasm — but I’ll throw that information in for free.

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Cyclone Wand Double Ended Dildo (Review)

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Apr 142012

And now for something completely different…

Normally the toys we feature on this site are vibrators and various other things that go buzz (or VROOM! as the case may be). But today we’re switching it up a little and talking about a really great toy that’s made of glass. Well, technically it’s made of Pyrex but you say potato and I’ll say “WOW! This thing is great!”

To start with the toy itself is just really pretty to look at. To quote a friend of mine, “It’s probably the prettiest penis I’ll ever see.” The inner design isn’t exactly what it looks like on the website but it still looks pretty darn good.

One thing that is worth mentioning is that the specs given by EdenFantasys didn’t exactly match the ones of the toy once it emerged from the box (tee hee). It was about half an inch shorter and half and inch thicker than advertised. I would assume there is probably some variation in the manufacturing process or possibly it all depends on how you hold the measuring tape. Since it measured longer on the site, I’m just going to assume a guy was doing it and just made it longer out of habit.

This toy pulls double duty with not one but two heads. It’s probably a little short to be shared with a partner but it does provide two different experiences for solo play, one tapered and thinner the other a bit thicker. Because this toy is glass and fairly unforgiving it’s a good idea to slap on lots of lube or get yourself very in the mood before you start. But once you get going, the cyclone proves to be a definite keeper. It’s smooth and rounded and excellent for thrusting and hitting all the right spots.

One final note, if you have an oral fixation and want to use this dildo as a visual aid in getting your partner’s motor running do keep in mind that glass is hard and your teeth are not made for biting into it. Don’t ask me how I know that. Just trust me.

This may be the first glass toy we’ve ever written about but I have a sneaking suspicion it won’t be the last. Best of all you can get your own on sale right now for under $25 at EdenFantasys.com.

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